How do hurricanes see?
With one eye!
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear!
What type of cloud is so lazy, because it will never get up?
Fog!
What did the lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?
You're shocking!
What did the one tornado say to the other?
Let’s twist again like we did last summer.
What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?
You make my temperature rise.
What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
One is reined up and the other rains down.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
What’s the difference between weather and climate?
You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
Foul (fowl) weather.
What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
I have my eye on you.
With one eye!
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear!
What type of cloud is so lazy, because it will never get up?
Fog!
What did the lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?
You're shocking!
What did the one tornado say to the other?
Let’s twist again like we did last summer.
What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?
You make my temperature rise.
What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
One is reined up and the other rains down.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
What’s the difference between weather and climate?
You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
Foul (fowl) weather.
What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
I have my eye on you.